Nothing but a joke

I was thinking about how people who don't watch football or other sports things, but they don't want to look culturally inept in front of all thier co-workers so they tune in once or twice a year. Well I was thinking people are like that with church sometimes. You know If chuch had a regular season, it would be Season opener on christmas, everyone comes out to see how the team is gonna do this year, see if the preist made any good moves in the offseason, if he does anything cool while reading the gospel. Then you wait around, till easter, easter is like the superbowl of church. THe march madness really, everyone turns up and the church gets packed these two days a year. Hell I think the church should advertise it's self more like that. "Easter, it's like the superbowl of church"