Nothing but a joke

I was thinking about how people who don't watch football or other sports things, but they don't want to look culturally inept in front of all thier co-workers so they tune in once or twice a year. Well I was thinking people are like that with church sometimes. You know If chuch had a regular season, it would be Season opener on christmas, everyone comes out to see how the team is gonna do this year, see if the preist made any good moves in the offseason, if he does anything cool while reading the gospel. Then you wait around, till easter, easter is like the superbowl of church. THe march madness really, everyone turns up and the church gets packed these two days a year. Hell I think the church should advertise it's self more like that. "Easter, it's like the superbowl of church"

I learned the term lunatic meant that they are saying your on the moon. I prefer to just say to people in a high pitched exclmation "wach youu beeen smokin boi?" But crazy people are interisting, much more interisting then those lumps of middle class people sitting on their couches after work and enjoying some of the best quality programing that network TV has to offer. If I could have a reality television show it would be this. A family that loves to sit out in lawnchairs, nothing but grass and a cooler full of libations. Across the highway is a group home, at least once a week or so they get some loony coming out doing who knows what, and they just sit and watch whilst enjoying a beverage. One time they see a 300 lb woman strip naked as she spits and cusses at the attendent in white clothes. They wonder if they should call it in, but they figure one of the people swerving to avoid her on the highway has a cell phone. THey are too lazy to get up and call from the house anyways, besides this show that the crazy woman is putting on dosen't have commercial breaks. This is also an opportune time to explain to little 12 old Jake (with the mullet and lighting bolts in the side) the lesson of the birds and the bees.
I will call it "Life with the Looneys"
Get Michael Eisner on the phone that rich I got a couple of gold nuggets here he should take a look at.

You ever notice how when you go out with friends and end up sitting in a booth or at a bar. Sometimes there won't be enough seats for everyone, so there is always that one guy who ends up leaning, Leaner Guy is usually a little bit taller, and quite fit from all of his leaning.