Sunday, October 02, 2005

 

Jobs

So when I turned 15, I wanted to get a job right away, cause now I can have a regular job besides the paper route that payed for all the candy I want. So I find the closest place that has a hiring sign on it. Of course it ends up being a fast food resturant, because they are always hiring, nobody in thier right mind works fast food for more then 6 months. If you do your skin turns to straight pimples, there is actually no room for clear skin, because all the grease gets in the air and into the pores. I have never walked into a fast food place and noticed the beauty or clear skin of the workers, it's usually in the drive through you hear a nice soft voice talking to you, and you pull up, and it's the bleach blonde 23 year old with braces, and the biggest fuckin white head on her chin that she tries to cover up with make up. The make up dosen't help though because it clashes with the rediculous pink braces she has on her teeth. I worked at a food place, they made a lot of bread there. and this girl tried to look like she had been tanning all day, and she pulled it off till your eyes glanced down at her neck and saw the true color of her skin, and that only make you look at her in a grotesce sort manner, cause all you can think about is, what does she look like underneath all that? But the worst part is she thinks your interisted and she starts flirting with you, and what do you tell her to let her down easy? I don;t date aliens, I mean for all I know you could be Yoda underneath all that shit on your face. So this Job I got when I was 15 was at the bottom rung of the fast food resturants, because it wasn't even a burger joint, it was a immitation burger joint. They sold loose meat sandwiches, which is kind of like the sloppy joes they serve you in a high school cafeteria, except this was dry meat, no slop to it, just ground meat with some spices on a bun with pickles and onions. nothing says delicious like ground meat, I mean I understand tacos cause you put a lot of shit on top, but thing of eating a taco out of a bun, kind of reimnds you of dog food. The reason I think the owners chose to do this is because of how cheap they were, cause a loose meat sandwich is much less meat then an actual burger for the same price. The woman that owned it with her husband used to wash the plastic silverware out of the garbage, or if it fell on the floor. So the peak of my working there was when she asked me to scrape the grout off the tile in the bathroom with a fork. I did it reluctantly, and while I was down there I kind of got comfortable onec I was able to ignore the smell of old shoes and chemicals mixed with urine. but I kind of dozed off to sleep I was so bored, and what do you know when I wake up, I have a new friend, "Hello mr Silverfish. aren' you pretty" Thanks Maid Rite, thats the correct spelling Maid Rite, it's not even funny or witty just stupid and boring. More on this place later, it's an interisting clientel they bring in, Like St Cloud Superman before he was superman.

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