Nothing but a joke

What if Bruce Banner every time he got aroused turned into the hulk, you know? because like turning into the hulk is kind of how like a penis goes from flaccid to erect, I bet the hulk is made up of tissue that easily filly up with blood and is can therefore expand quickly. like Bruce Banner is really just the flaccid Hulk. And if he did turn into the hulk when he got aroused, how frustrating would that be? you wouldn't be able to have sex with anything except large animals and heavy machinery. But maybe he would become so sexually frustrated that he would put out a craigslist ad "Large green male seeks someone to accommodate 12 foot body and large genitalia---NSA" and then how freaked would he be when the supposed hottie he was talking to online knocks on his door and surprise, it's the man from the can, yes indeed the Jolly Green Giant.