Nothing but a joke

Do you ever ask those questions outloud about common occurances that end up being not as common occurances as you once thought. Like when you ask a group of friends if they ever masturbated on the highway. Because I had a roomate who said he had done it before, and there awlays seems to be at least one out of five or six who have done it before. And I learned not to go into detials about the story. Don't tell them that the kleenex box you keep in the car for runny noses, also makes a great semen absorbant. Or that during the orgasm since the car didn't have cruise control, you ended up accelerating to 85 or so. People look at me crazy when I say this, but I'm sure there is a couple of you out there just nodding your heads, laghing because you know exactly what I'm talking about. It's like when guys mention erections on the bus, every guy knows what I mean. For those women out there here is a male secret, Men tend to get random erections on the bus. I mean maybe why there is so many old weird men on the bus, so they can get erections and oggle people. It's basically liek sticking people ontop of a dryer and then driving them around the city, with that kind of vibration I'm suprised there isn't more public bus sex. Another once to not ask is, 'so have any or your moms gone through menopause yet?' People react so oddly to that question, they are thinking how did I evere ask my mom that. Did I just go up to her and say "Hey mom, any cookies left in the cookie jar?"