Nothing but a joke

The otherday I was at the store and I saw something that made me realize how stupid atkins is, low carb yogurt, yogurt is naturally low carb. Isn't that great, we should all realize what carb content is included in the food we eat. But if you really want to cut down on carbs but just can't seem to kick the habit? Try this new product I am about to propose, Big Bread the ugly half sister of Big Red. You might be grossed out, but think about it, bread flavored gum. It would be the next best thing after Human Cheese, but all the flavor of carbs with none of the guilt. Next time you get a hankering for some carbohydrates, reach for a Big Bread. have you ever had a slice of toast that lasted for almost ten minutes? Now you can.