Nothing but a joke

I was thinking that it's right around graduation and that means having to go to a ceremony to watch people walk across a stage. Here are a coupl problems with that. first the ceremony is too long, I only usually care about the one relative I have graduation, and I don;t like gameboy enough to want to sit there and hear all the other people announced and watching them shake hands. Second it's boring, everybody waits there, slowly walks across and then leaves, there is always the one kid from Drama club who does a twirl or something creative that gets a couple laughs, but overall it's a snoozefest. Here is how you make it better. PLAY MUSIC. pick something in the vien of C&C Music Factory. TURN OFF THE LIGHTS. bring in the Sound Tech people a could of flashy lights, a strobe, a coupld of spotlights. Then have the local Sports announcer come in and say the names of the kids as they race across stage like they are in the starting lineup, they then could bump chests with all the head honchos and then get the diploma. This would speed up the ceremony for the people with one cousin, and would make it more exciting for those who do want to watch. Also with the light off you would avoind having people playing handheld games. Not only all this but all the looser nerdy kids who wouldn't get claps even if it were allowed between names could feel like for once in thier life that they are specail, cause the spotlight is on them. Lets do this for that kid, go call your local schoolboard memebers and get this thing going.