Nothing but a joke

I was sitting around bored and depressed the other day, and there wasn't much to do so naturally I eventually began masturbating. and afterward I was thinking, there are some things you'll always still do no matter how down in the dumps you feel, it's weird though because people will just stop shaving or washing their clothes, even though these are obvious things that would benefit them, but these people are just so pissed off at the world or whatever, they think it dosen't matter if they shave or shower, even if they hate facial hair or get sick when they catch a whif of themselves. but there would never be a point where you stop itching your butt, I wonder how pissed off would you have to be to just think "No i'm gonna let my butt keep itching" there is never that point, same with picking your nose or jerking off, it's like no matter how pissed off or depresed you feel, those things will get done if the ocassion arises. thats why you never hear the phrase "I was too depressed to jerk off". so anyways I was up late watching shitty TV and I catch one of those Girls Gone Wild commercial, you know the ones that try to entice the unshaved smelly guys to pay 15 bucks to jerk off to chicks flashing the camera and I noticed something about the chicks on the screen, besides the uncoordination, slow reaction time and dialated pupils that let you know copius ammounts of alcohol were consumed before the filming of these clips. yeah so I notice that at least 75% or so of them have that tatoo that I've heard is now called "The mark of the skank" that it is something that if you know your a skank you get, like how if your a sailor you get the fuckin anchor plastered on your forearm. so the Sign of the skank is that idiotic butterfly or star, or some bullshit graphic design that mimics sandskrit, but really has no inner meaning. well they put it on the small of thier back, the most unreasonable place to look at art on your body. I mean I thought I had a rash on my ass a couple time before and it is fucking hard to try and look at your ass in the mirror, so I can't imagine that any of these skanks are sitting there trying to appreciate the dumb symbol they just laid down 80 bucks for to have put on the small of their back. They must think thier ass is pretty important, and they couldn't really take a bedazzler and decorate around it so that it looks "CUTE" when people get a glimpse of it. I mean they must have mistook thier ass to be a really important definition in a text book, being unable to give your ass a flourescent highliter color, they just decided to put a star by it, like look remember my ass is important, if you notice the tatoo I put right next to it is a star. no offense if you got it when it wasn't the cool thing to do, or if you actually think yours has some meaning because it's a chineese symbol, because I forgot that chineese words mean more then english ones. I guess I should stop saying I love you in English instead just learn it in chineese.